Issues

Why, on TV, when they speak about race issues you have blacks and whites and Asians but they are all rich, and when you speak about poverty, there are poor and rich but they are all white?
-- Becky, random acquaintance

The End of the Rainbow

The International Monetary Fund is a non-profit organization. Who would need a profit when you are sitting on top of 3,217 tonnes of gold?

Invoices

Sono contento solo quando fatturo.
I am happy only when I post invoices.
-- A.C.

Caffeine

A night full of Sunkist prophecies...

Please don't smoke

男人不抽烟比女人长胡子更难看。
A man who does not smoke is like a woman with a beard.

Trinken

Es hat keinen Sinn, Sorgen im Alkohol ertränken zu wollen, denn Sorgen sind gute Schwimmer.
It makes no sense to want to drown your sorrows in alcohol, because sorrows are good swimmers.
-- Robert Musil

Cost-Benefit Analysis

Paris vaut bien une messe.
Paris is well worth a mass.
-- Henri IV

Religion and HR

Having a diverse team is an advantage. When things go bad there is a higher probability that one of you is praying to the right god.

Omelette

Il est 2007 et il n'y a aucun outil pour renverser une grande omelette sans risque.
It is 2007 and there is no tool to flip an omelette without risk.

Freedom of expression

With the arrest of OJ Simpson, I had a feeling that America is seriously in trouble. With the arrest of Star Simpson, I have a certainty that America is going down the drain.

Menschen

Menschen ficken, und dann problemen entstehen.